She's on It

There's no confusion in her conclusion
She wants to waste my time and that's no delusion
Her final decision is perfection and precision
She's grade A class, number one in her division

'Cause she's on it
And she's on it

She acts like a nag, I don't know how it started
Even when I'm chillin' she acts retarded
It gets annoying so high on the tip
If a pirate had a Def Jam shirt, she'd be hard on his ship

'Cause she's on it
'Cause she's on it

Cold chillin' in the spot and she won't stop
She'll do what's best just to reach the top
She studies real hard, all night she'll cram
In school she majors in advanced Def Jam

'Cause she's on it
And she's on it
'Cause she's on it
'Cause she's on it
'Cause she's on it
'Cuase she's on it

She's cold in the winter and cool like ice
Sometimes she gets loose, sometimes she gets nice
Her heart starts beatin', her hands get clammy
'Cause she used to be stucked up, now she's on my jammy

'Cause she's on it
And she's on it

Her bedroom eyes, they start to twitch
But she won't front 'cause she's got that itch
She'd drop to her knees if I'd only say please
Instead of counting sheep, cold counting Beasties

'Cause she's on it
'Cause she's on it
And she's on it

The Scenario

Well, chilling on the corner this one time (time)
Cooling at the party and running that line (line)
Smoking my crack, saying them rhymes (rhymes)
Counting my bank just to pass the time
Met a young girl throwing that base (base)
Boyfriend beefed, he was on my case (case)
Took her to the place, threw the mattress in her face (face)
Shot homeboy in his fucking face (face)

Well, chilling at the corner this one time (time)
Cooling at the party and running them lines (lines)
Smoking my crack, saying my rhymes (rhymes)
Counting my bank just to pass the time
Met a young girl who threw some base (base)
Her boyfriend beefed, he was on my case (case)
Took her to the place, threw the mattress in her face (face)
Shot homeboy in his fucking face (face)

Well, chilling at the corner this one time (time)
Cooling at the party and running lines (lines)
Smoking my crack and saying my rhymes (rhymes)
Counting my bank just to pass the time (time)
Met a young girl who threw some base (base)
Her boyfriend beefed, he was on my case (case)
Took her to the place, threw the mattress in her face
Shot homeboy in his fucking face

Well

Well, chilling on the corner this one time (time)
Cooling at the party, I'm running them lines (lines)
Smoking that crack, saying them rhymes (rhymes)
Counting my bank just to pass the time
Met a young girl throwing that base (base)
Boyfriend beefed, he was on my case (case)
Took her to the place, threw the mattress in her face (face)
Shot homeboy in his motherfucking face (face)

Well, chilling on the corner this one time (time)
Cooling at the party and running my line (line)
Smokin my crack, saying my rhymes (rhymes)
Counting my bank just to pass that time
Met a young girl that threw some base (base)
Her boyfriend beefed, he was on my case (case)
Took her to the place, threw the mattress in her face (face)
Shot homeboy in the fucking face

Well

Well, chilling at the corner this one time (time)
Cooling at the party and running my lines (lines)
Smoking my crack and saying my rhymes (rhymes)
Counting my bank just to pass the time
Met a young girl who threw some base (base)
Her boyfriend beefed, he was on my case (case)
I took her to the place, threw the mattress in her face
Shot homeboy in his fucking face

Desperado

Well, I'm chilly-chill most of the time
But I make a lot of noise when I bust a fresh rhyme
I'm cooling with the posse, cold drinking pissy
Met a young girl and got cold busy

Not Abbott and Costello, just me and my mellow
Got a microphone so I don't gotta bellow (yeah)
I'm tough not yellow, I don't eat Jello
I know that I'm def, what about this fellow (tell 'em)

I'm Mike D, I'm known fly cooly (tell 'em)
Got the fly rhymes and the fresh fly woolie
Starting epidemic each and every time (time)
Girls cutting class to hear me rhyme

Stand at the bar, don't sit on a stool
Ride a Harley, not a goddamn mule
Well...kick it!
Me and my crew doing the do
Cooling around the way 'cause we got to
There's one more thing that you should know
Mike D is a desperado

Well, DJ Strong hold popping that weak
He punched Big Bird in his goddamn beak
Gold on my fingers, silver in my pocket
Mike went to the party and (D) tried to rock it
That party was weak, I did The Freak
I peeped out the back with the fresh unique
Got girls on my tippy back out the way (what?)
Jocking and clocking
I'm MCA (yeah)
It must be a drag just getting old
But I don't gotta worry 'cause I'm so damn cold
Kick it cold, cold rocking
My name is Adam Yauch and I know you all clocking

Me and my posse, oh, so killing
Stone cold fly and nive to five chilling
There's one more thing you all should know (what?)
Adrock's a desperado

M-I-K-E D-E-E-E
I'm on top and that's the way to be
I'm the stupid, def-est, always rocking
Every store in town, you know it's stocking
All of my records are records on charts (charts)
You know I'm goddamn stupid
Farther than any other record can go
Don't you know I'm rocking in stereo
I'm on the top, bottom, even in the middle
I got the def rhymes and it ain't no riddle
I'm the king of the castle with no hassle
Take a girlie to my house, we start to wrestle
'Cause I'm a rebel without a pause (check it) (word)
Keep rocking and breaking laws
I got Gucci cologne so you know I'm not stinking
Got more rhymes than my boy Abe Lincoln
Get those suckers 'cause you know I gotta
Order a fajita and a fresh enchilada
Shot that parrot 'cause he used to chirp
Can't eat Chinese 'cause it makes me burp
Went from bar to bar, I got rejected
My fake ID, it was disrespected
Got records in London
Quit my job 'cause my boss is a faggot
One more thing that you should know
MCA is a desperado

I'm Down

My girl likes franks, not pork and beans
I'm gonna wax that girl right out them jeans
I'm down, I'm fully down
I'm down, ah, yeah, I'm down
I'm down, homeboy, I'm down
How can you laugh?
Because you know I'm down
How can you laugh?
Because I'm fully D, because I keep a loaded pistol inside my pants
Find a def girl and do the new dance
I'm down
I'm down, homeboy, I'm down
I'm down in Brooklyn, I'm down
How can you laugh?
Because you know I'm down
How can you laugh?
I'm fully D, yeah

Took me to the bathroom and ran her lip
'Cause I smacked her in face and on that tip
I'm down, oh, yeah, I'm down
I'm down, oh, my gosh, I'm down
I'm down, homeboy, I'm down
How can you laugh?
Because you know I'm down
How can you laugh?
Homeboy, I'm D! Mike D! Ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah!
I'm down in Brooklyn, I'm down
I'm down in the Bronx, I'm down
I'm down in Queens, I'm down
I'm down in Manhattan, I'm down
I'm down, I'm from that town, it ain't the south
I'm down
I'm down, I'm goose down
I'm down, and I'm Gucci down
I'm down, and I'm Fila down
I'm down, I'm crackhouse down
I'm down, [inaudible]) all your girlies going down
I'm down, yeah, ahh
I'm down on the ave, I'm down
I'm down, and I'm schoolly down
I'm down, and my gold is down
I'm down, I'm def, oh, yeah, y'all squares know that I'm down
I'm down, ah, yeah, I'm down
I'm down, Steve Ett is down
I'm down, all the dust busters down
I'm down, and you know I'm down
I'm down, and my crew and my posse are down
I'm down, yeah, buddy, I'm down
I'm down, homepiss, I'm down
I'm down, oh, boy-ee, yeah
I'm down, come on, homeboy
I'm down, ahh
I'm down, the brook is down
I'm down, oh, you know it's down
I'm down, and I'm lookin at my Gucci
I'm down
I'm down
I'm down
I'm down
I'm down
I'm down
I'm down