Song Spotlight 33% God
Can you feel it, can you feel it
I say get up, get up, get up, get up
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up
Get down
I know, I know, I know
I know you're going to dig this
It's the joint
Whooooo...who's car it that
Wait a minute
Get down
Just like this
Is your name Michael Diamond?
Wohoohaa...yeah
G-g-g-get down
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Song Spotlight Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
Hey ladies, break dance
Hey ladies, get funky
All the ladies in the house
The ladies, the ladies
Hey ladies, get funky
Girl, girl, girl
Hey ladies, in the place
Girl, girl, girl
Hey, yo, ladies
Girl, girl, girl
Hey, ladies in the place
Girl, girl, girl
Hey, young ladies
Girl, girl, girl
Foxy ladie
Girl, girl, girl
Get on your back
Ladies, ladies, ladies
Ladies, get funky
Girls, girls
Ain't funky now
Ain't funky now
Hey ladies, break dance
Girl, I been watchin' you
Girls, girls, girls, girls
She thinks she's the passionate one
Hey ladies, get funky
Huh, good god
Good god, damn
Huh, good god
Baby, baby, baby
Is it funky, brother
Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies
Hey, ladies...
| Song Spotlight Caught in the Middle of a 3-Way Mix
Stop that train, I wanna get off
Well
It's 4:00 a.m., I've got the Dr. Hfuhruhurr Ale
I've got nothing to lose so I'm pissing on the third rail
Groggy-eyed and fried, I'm headed for the station
D-Train ride, Coney Island vacation
Dedicated to the boofers in the back of the 1 train
They'll be kicking out windows high on cocaine
And then I jump the turnstyle, I lost my last token
Riding between the cars, pissing, smoking
Head for the last car, fluorescent light blackout
Policeman told my homeboy, "Yo, put that crack out"
You know you light up when the lights go down
And then you read the New York Post, Fulton Street, downtown
Same faces every day, but you don't know their names
Party people going places on the D train
Stop that train, I wanna get off
Stop that train, I wanna get off
Check it
Trenchcoat, wing tip, going to work
And you be pulling a train like Captain Kirk
Pick pocket, gangsters, paying their debts
I caught a bullet in the lung from Bernie Goetz
Overworked and underpaid, staring at the floor
Prostitutes spandex caught in the slide doors
Now you're stuck between the stations and it seems like an eternity
Sweating like sardines in a flophouse fraternity
A $50.00 fine for disturbing the peace
The neck tortoise, the Lees I creased
Hot cup of coffee and the donuts are dunkin'
Friday night and Jamaica Queens funkin'
Elevated platform, I'm never gonna conform
Riding over the diner where I always get my toast warm
Bust into the conductor's booth and busted out rhymes
Over the loud speaker about the hard times
Sat across from a man reading El Diario
Riding the train down from the El Barrio
Went from the station to Orange Julius
I bought a hot dog from who, George Drakoulias
| Song Spotlight And What You Give Is What You Get
Call the people, are you ready now
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach
Money, money, money
Mine uptone, the DJ up there
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, hey, hey, hey
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Here's something fresh
Oh, that was nice
Let me be your barber now
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago
Shadrach, hey, hey, hey
Come on, let's get down
You ready
God damn bitch
What was that you put on me
Never gonna let 'em say that I don't love you
Now let me hear my man now, Mike
Mike can do it, Mike you can do
Mike can do it, Mike you can do
Mike can do it, Mike you can do
Do it
Say what for popcorn
Hey, you, very proud to be an MC
I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it
Hey, man, this is 75, that rope shit is dead
I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it
I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it
I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it
I can do it, you can do it
They can do it, we can do it
And what you give is what you get
| Song Spotlight Some Dumb Cop Gave Me 2 Tickets Already
Ummmm, yeah, baby
Don't you know it like, don't it feel good
Like you know it should
In '89, right on time
Always so quick with the rhymes
Ahhh
Girl, you know it's true
You know, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
In love with you
In love with you, oh baby
Girl, you know it's true
Woooo, awww
Mike D is in love with you
Ahhhh
Yeah, baby, you know
Listen
Everybody knows that I broke your heart, you know
Everybody knows Mike D broke your heart
But you gots to stop tell them how I stole your car
You know just ain't fair
Hey, you know
Just as I got the, the better side of the bargain just means
That the cars were built to my favor, you know
Girl, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
Yeah, I remember the first time I saw you
And you were standing there looking all lovely and everything
I went over, you know
And I started smelling your ass
And then Ricky Powell came over
You know, started doin the A.T.D. and everything
Ahh, yeah, baby
Girl, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
Is in love with you baby, woooo, in love with you
Girl, you know it's true
Mike D is in love with you
Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true, baby
Girl, you know it's true
True-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, baby, ahh
Mike D is in love with you
Ooooh
Girl, you know it's true
It's so true now, baby
Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true
Mike D is in love with you
I love you, oooh
Girl, you know it's true
You know alot of MCs these days
They make records about, you know
Women taken over the money
Hey, you know I'm straight up honest
I just be leaching off my girl, you know
Just leaching off my bitch, that's what it's about
You know, hey
If you can get a roof over your head
And a pot to piss in, man
Shit, that's better then having money in the pocket
You know
Ahh, yeah
Ahh, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D
I'd like to welcome everybody to the
Quiet Mike D swarm
Starring Mike D
Featuring Mike D
And, ahh, special appearance by Mike D
Da Da-da-daa-da daa-da-da-da-daa
Ohhh, oh, baby you
Girl, you know it's true
Incredible
Mike D is in love with you
Invinceable
Most incredible
Unstoppable, Achnicolus
Liz Clayborn, Coochie, your mother
Girl, you know it's true
That's right, baby
When you weren't looking
When you went out shopping that day
Your mother came over
She was looking kinda nice, you know
Uhh, you wouldn't believe what she was wearing under that dress, you know
Anyway, so
You know, one thing lead to another
You know, I'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see
Hey, shit happens you know
Mike D is in love with you
Ahh, yeah
Mmm, do, do, doon
Do, do, do, do, doon
Aaah, do, doon
Do, de, di, de, du, doon
Da, do, do, doon
Daa, doon
Girl, you know it's true
That's right, baby
| Song Spotlight Your Sister's Def
Brothers out there with sisters, peep it
Years and years you try to keep her a secret
Said she's your cousin that came for a visit
Your putting me on, is this true, now who is it?
Called your crib, got a clicking dial tone
You said it was the maid that hung up the phone
Caught her on the streets, so we took the risk
Guess what, we found out she was your sis
Now we're not Tom, Dick, Harry, or Roy
Let us crack the freak, because we're your boys
Tonight we're dropping by 'cause your parents left
The Beastie Boy gonna let you know
Your sister's def
Your sister's def
She's so hook, is she, how can it be?
Don't lie, she's not in your family
'Cause if you didn't know, people spread the word
Your a square sucker whipped, yes, you're a nerd
To be down, there's one thing you'll discover
Your sister must be a plash Beastie lover
So don't get sick, she was our pick
I hope her tongue is long, we like to be licked
You'll see it's not hard, it's naughty nice
You gotta pay us dues, and she's the price
Don't start to think about the world's discuss
Your sister's gotta hang, and that's a must
It's plain and simple, it ain't no thing
She's real def, let us give her a ring
So we conclude, this is your best move
Welcome, the Beastie Boys approve
Your sister's def
This week we all will meet
Right now the party season will reach its peek
Juice all around town, we're on the guest lists
We'll bring three tricks, you bring your sis
Pay attention real close, we just begun
Trick number one is to grab her buns
We'll loose control, but we'll keep it clean
She better not wear a dress, wear the blue jeans
New or faded, we want 'em tight
Take the pockets off so we can grip it right
Stand in front, we wanna see what we like
If the room's too dark, you bring a flashlight
Two is do the do, for the whole crew
A dead giveaway 'cause we're giving her clues
She better be ready to play the wall
'Cause it's all for one, and one for all
No matter who's first, let's start the show
There are no rules, go for what you know
We won't slack up, won't let her rest
Our pride is on the line, to see who's best
Now that you've heard thoughts quite absurd
Convince your sis, put in a good word
Your sister's def
At last a neurotic feast
We're slaying your sister like a horny beast
So don't get mad, don't be upset
It's now her time to be a Beastie pet
As you can see most definitely
Is trick number three, pure fantasy
Now we're your friend, and you're her brother
But your sister's so def we might scheme on your mother
We can't ignore now that we saw
She's def so we wanna be your in-law
We're having fun, yo, we ain't done
The Beastie Boys has just begun
Because your sister's def
Your sister's def
Took a walk around the crack of dawn
I noticed her bedroom light was on
Her shadow moved over as the lights went lower
I crept to the window to see a little closer
Said to myself, I got it made
The window was open, so was the shade
Came in real neat, she was in heat
Your sister gave a class A peach-o treat
Her clothes got thinner, I showed her my winner
Beastie beef is now served for dinner
Your sister's def
Later on I came around the way
But sis MCA said he got some play
There had to be a reason for the news I learned
Time to get on it cause it's Mike D's turn
Nobody was home, I didn't see the car
She took me downstairs and we crashed the bar
We was chilling in the basement, drinking Red Wipple
After a while my head between pink nipples
Grabbing at your sis 'cause I can't resist
I start to dive, pummel her rumble fish
When I got through, next thing she knew
On her thighs was a Beastie tattoo
Your sister's def
That's it, Adrock is pissed
If you leave me in the room with your sister, I'm taking her clit
You can bet if she gets wet
The King Adrock will make her sweat
I throw her down, then take her underwear
Then search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairs
Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream
It's the Adrock inches, and you know what I mean
We had her in the week, your sister's cheap
The Beastie Boys just made a clean sweep
Your sister's def
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