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33% GodCan you feel it, can you feel itI say get up, get up, get up, get up Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up Get down I know, I know, I know I know you're going to dig this It's the joint Whooooo...who's car it that Wait a minute Get down Just like this Is your name Michael Diamond? Wohoohaa...yeah G-g-g-get down |
Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)Hey ladies, break danceHey ladies, get funky All the ladies in the house The ladies, the ladies Hey ladies, get funky Girl, girl, girl Hey ladies, in the place Girl, girl, girl Hey, yo, ladies Girl, girl, girl Hey, ladies in the place Girl, girl, girl Hey, young ladies Girl, girl, girl Foxy ladie Girl, girl, girl Get on your back Ladies, ladies, ladies Ladies, get funky Girls, girls Ain't funky now Ain't funky now Hey ladies, break dance Girl, I been watchin' you Girls, girls, girls, girls She thinks she's the passionate one Hey ladies, get funky Huh, good god Good god, damn Huh, good god Baby, baby, baby Is it funky, brother Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies Hey, ladies... |
Caught in the Middle of a 3-Way MixStop that train, I wanna get offWell It's 4:00 a.m., I've got the Dr. Hfuhruhurr Ale I've got nothing to lose so I'm pissing on the third rail Groggy-eyed and fried, I'm headed for the station D-Train ride, Coney Island vacation Dedicated to the boofers in the back of the 1 train They'll be kicking out windows high on cocaine And then I jump the turnstyle, I lost my last token Riding between the cars, pissing, smoking Head for the last car, fluorescent light blackout Policeman told my homeboy, "Yo, put that crack out" You know you light up when the lights go down And then you read the New York Post, Fulton Street, downtown Same faces every day, but you don't know their names Party people going places on the D train Stop that train, I wanna get off Stop that train, I wanna get off Check it Trenchcoat, wing tip, going to work And you be pulling a train like Captain Kirk Pick pocket, gangsters, paying their debts I caught a bullet in the lung from Bernie Goetz Overworked and underpaid, staring at the floor Prostitutes spandex caught in the slide doors Now you're stuck between the stations and it seems like an eternity Sweating like sardines in a flophouse fraternity A $50.00 fine for disturbing the peace The neck tortoise, the Lees I creased Hot cup of coffee and the donuts are dunkin' Friday night and Jamaica Queens funkin' Elevated platform, I'm never gonna conform Riding over the diner where I always get my toast warm Bust into the conductor's booth and busted out rhymes Over the loud speaker about the hard times Sat across from a man reading El Diario Riding the train down from the El Barrio Went from the station to Orange Julius I bought a hot dog from who, George Drakoulias |
And What You Give Is What You GetCall the people, are you ready nowShadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach Money, money, money Mine uptone, the DJ up there Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, hey, hey, hey Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Here's something fresh Oh, that was nice Let me be your barber now Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, Mesach, Abednago Shadrach, hey, hey, hey Come on, let's get down You ready God damn bitch What was that you put on me Never gonna let 'em say that I don't love you Now let me hear my man now, Mike Mike can do it, Mike you can do Mike can do it, Mike you can do Mike can do it, Mike you can do Do it Say what for popcorn Hey, you, very proud to be an MC I can do it, you can do it They can do it, we can do it Hey, man, this is 75, that rope shit is dead I can do it, you can do it They can do it, we can do it I can do it, you can do it They can do it, we can do it I can do it, you can do it They can do it, we can do it I can do it, you can do it They can do it, we can do it And what you give is what you get |
Some Dumb Cop Gave Me 2 Tickets AlreadyUmmmm, yeah, babyDon't you know it like, don't it feel good Like you know it should In '89, right on time Always so quick with the rhymes Ahhh Girl, you know it's true You know, you know it's true Mike D is in love with you In love with you In love with you, oh baby Girl, you know it's true Woooo, awww Mike D is in love with you Ahhhh Yeah, baby, you know Listen Everybody knows that I broke your heart, you know Everybody knows Mike D broke your heart But you gots to stop tell them how I stole your car You know just ain't fair Hey, you know Just as I got the, the better side of the bargain just means That the cars were built to my favor, you know Girl, you know it's true Mike D is in love with you Yeah, I remember the first time I saw you And you were standing there looking all lovely and everything I went over, you know And I started smelling your ass And then Ricky Powell came over You know, started doin the A.T.D. and everything Ahh, yeah, baby Girl, you know it's true Mike D is in love with you Is in love with you baby, woooo, in love with you Girl, you know it's true Mike D is in love with you Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true, baby Girl, you know it's true True-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, true-a, baby, ahh Mike D is in love with you Ooooh Girl, you know it's true It's so true now, baby Oh, it's true, it's true, it's true Mike D is in love with you I love you, oooh Girl, you know it's true You know alot of MCs these days They make records about, you know Women taken over the money Hey, you know I'm straight up honest I just be leaching off my girl, you know Just leaching off my bitch, that's what it's about You know, hey If you can get a roof over your head And a pot to piss in, man Shit, that's better then having money in the pocket You know Ahh, yeah Ahh, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D, Mike D I'd like to welcome everybody to the Quiet Mike D swarm Starring Mike D Featuring Mike D And, ahh, special appearance by Mike D Da Da-da-daa-da daa-da-da-da-daa Ohhh, oh, baby you Girl, you know it's true Incredible Mike D is in love with you Invinceable Most incredible Unstoppable, Achnicolus Liz Clayborn, Coochie, your mother Girl, you know it's true That's right, baby When you weren't looking When you went out shopping that day Your mother came over She was looking kinda nice, you know Uhh, you wouldn't believe what she was wearing under that dress, you know Anyway, so You know, one thing lead to another You know, I'm real sorry you had to walk in like that and see Hey, shit happens you know Mike D is in love with you Ahh, yeah Mmm, do, do, doon Do, do, do, do, doon Aaah, do, doon Do, de, di, de, du, doon Da, do, do, doon Daa, doon Girl, you know it's true That's right, baby |
Your Sister's DefBrothers out there with sisters, peep itYears and years you try to keep her a secret Said she's your cousin that came for a visit Your putting me on, is this true, now who is it? Called your crib, got a clicking dial tone You said it was the maid that hung up the phone Caught her on the streets, so we took the risk Guess what, we found out she was your sis Now we're not Tom, Dick, Harry, or Roy Let us crack the freak, because we're your boys Tonight we're dropping by 'cause your parents left The Beastie Boy gonna let you know Your sister's def Your sister's def She's so hook, is she, how can it be? Don't lie, she's not in your family 'Cause if you didn't know, people spread the word Your a square sucker whipped, yes, you're a nerd To be down, there's one thing you'll discover Your sister must be a plash Beastie lover So don't get sick, she was our pick I hope her tongue is long, we like to be licked You'll see it's not hard, it's naughty nice You gotta pay us dues, and she's the price Don't start to think about the world's discuss Your sister's gotta hang, and that's a must It's plain and simple, it ain't no thing She's real def, let us give her a ring So we conclude, this is your best move Welcome, the Beastie Boys approve Your sister's def This week we all will meet Right now the party season will reach its peek Juice all around town, we're on the guest lists We'll bring three tricks, you bring your sis Pay attention real close, we just begun Trick number one is to grab her buns We'll loose control, but we'll keep it clean She better not wear a dress, wear the blue jeans New or faded, we want 'em tight Take the pockets off so we can grip it right Stand in front, we wanna see what we like If the room's too dark, you bring a flashlight Two is do the do, for the whole crew A dead giveaway 'cause we're giving her clues She better be ready to play the wall 'Cause it's all for one, and one for all No matter who's first, let's start the show There are no rules, go for what you know We won't slack up, won't let her rest Our pride is on the line, to see who's best Now that you've heard thoughts quite absurd Convince your sis, put in a good word Your sister's def At last a neurotic feast We're slaying your sister like a horny beast So don't get mad, don't be upset It's now her time to be a Beastie pet As you can see most definitely Is trick number three, pure fantasy Now we're your friend, and you're her brother But your sister's so def we might scheme on your mother We can't ignore now that we saw She's def so we wanna be your in-law We're having fun, yo, we ain't done The Beastie Boys has just begun Because your sister's def Your sister's def Took a walk around the crack of dawn I noticed her bedroom light was on Her shadow moved over as the lights went lower I crept to the window to see a little closer Said to myself, I got it made The window was open, so was the shade Came in real neat, she was in heat Your sister gave a class A peach-o treat Her clothes got thinner, I showed her my winner Beastie beef is now served for dinner Your sister's def Later on I came around the way But sis MCA said he got some play There had to be a reason for the news I learned Time to get on it cause it's Mike D's turn Nobody was home, I didn't see the car She took me downstairs and we crashed the bar We was chilling in the basement, drinking Red Wipple After a while my head between pink nipples Grabbing at your sis 'cause I can't resist I start to dive, pummel her rumble fish When I got through, next thing she knew On her thighs was a Beastie tattoo Your sister's def That's it, Adrock is pissed If you leave me in the room with your sister, I'm taking her clit You can bet if she gets wet The King Adrock will make her sweat I throw her down, then take her underwear Then search 'em so I can eat the pubic hairs Even in her dream scene, she starts to scream It's the Adrock inches, and you know what I mean We had her in the week, your sister's cheap The Beastie Boys just made a clean sweep Your sister's def |
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