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BStegrl2000:
6:10 pm and we had arrived at the Pipeline Cafe--10 minutes after the publicized doors-open time. People were still waiting for the doors to open (okay, so we weren't late, the people running the cafe were). My mom--she's hip, alright?--and I joined them. While we were standing there, I saw two women peering through the tinted windows, pointing, you know, like they were at the Bishop Museum or something. I had a feeling that I knew what--or who--they were pointing at. Sure enough, there was Adam "Adrock" Horovitz, Beastie Boy, fellow BS2000 member, and at-the-moment main exhibit, having a little chat with security at the bar. (He was probably telling them to look out for "knuckleheads"--people endangering the safety of audience members). He was wearing a white t-shirt, and his hair was sticking up (my personal favorite hair-do on Adam). I was frozen there; I don't know why I didn't pull out my zoom-in, 35 mm Minolta camera (which can take pictures through tinted glass) when I had the chance. When I finally thought of it, though, Adam started climbing the staircase leading to the dressing room. Oh, well, serves me right.
After maybe 15 or 20 minutes of waiting, the doors finally opened. I noticed that people were setting up a table to sell BS2000 and Le Tigre t-shirts and tiny buttons. The crappy part was that there was only one t-shirt design and one button design for each band. But being a fan, I bought one BS2000 item each, totaling up to less than . For the rest of the night, I wore both.
About 45 minutes of sitting, waiting, and watching the lighting effects passed before Le Tigre came on stage, sporting matching dark blue windbreakers. Kathleen Hanna announced that this was their last appearance for the tour. Their set, which lasted for an hour (sorry, I don't know the set list) comprised of songs blended with dance and punk music. I thought they were a cool band, with their beats and beliefs. Plus, they connected with the audience pretty well. Hanna brought up the fact that she saw the Grammys, which was on TV the night before the show. One of them cracked, "This next song we're gonna do features Elton John on the chorus!" They also brought up, among other things, last year's Amadou Diallo shooting, racial discrimination, and did a little choreographed dance on stage. They even brought up this college guy, who kind of advertised this organization he's part of at the University of Hawai`i. During the BS set, they threw down towels to the band from the dressing room balcony.
After Le Tigre's set (and not to mention another wait), BS-two-triple-o walked on stage to, appropriately, "We Are BS2000". AWOL, Adrock, and additional back-up members Jazz Thompson and Alfredo Ortiz took their places behind three keyboards and a drum kit, respectively. Adrock was wearing a yellow button-up shirt over the white shirt he had on earlier, along with dark green pants. He welcomed the crowd and proclaimed that he was having a bad hair day (he had combed back his hair) to which an audience member responded, "Your hair looks great!" "Thanks! Okay, I'm having a great hair day!" Adrock said.
BS also connected to the audience, holding both political and casual conversations, just like what Le Tigre did. Ortiz mentioned eating Portuguese sausages, scrambled eggs, and rice (a local favorite breakfast platter) at Loco Moco Drive Inn (a local favorite diner) that morning. Adrock was like, "What was the name of the place? Coco Moco?" The audience was shouting, "LOCO MOCO!" Then Adrock sang a portion of "Locomotion" ("C'mon baby, do the Locomotion!"). Adrock also did his best to succinctly explain each of the mostly political meanings behind the songs, but I think Hanna did a better job at that. (No offense, Ad.)
Their performance was super-cool (naturally) and the concert-goers enjoyed themselves (including myself). But some people were REALLY enjoying themselves. These male college kids (probably frat boys, but I'm not sure) were at the front-and-center part of the crowd, acting like they were in a mosh pit. One of 'em even collapsed right in front of me. I mean, it wasn't some big arena concert, just a small club show. In fact, several times during BS2000's set, Adrock looked at them and mumbled, "Crazy kids." Most of the audience seemed to be of the college crowd, though I did see some teenagers around my age, an elderly man, and a couple with a baby. I guess Adrock was starting to worry about our safety (the teens, the elderly man and I were among the people right in front of the stage) because he asked us, "Are you guys doing alright? Are you guys feeling okay here?"
I think I caught Adrock looking at me. After all, I was probably the only audience members wearing my newly purchased BS shirt. I even took a picture of him looking right at the camera. Unfortunately, like most of my pictures from that night, his eyes came out looking all red. I also took pictures of AWOL, whom I was standing right in front of (I was to the left of the stage, near the merchandise booth), yelling his head off in the microphone, while playing his keyboards; and Ortiz, playing the drums (sorry Jazz, I had a hard time trying to take a picture of you). Plus, I remember that this nice woman, who was also taking pictures, let me go in front of her so I could take pictures of Adam, too. (Thanks, it really helped a lot!) Also, both bands brought up a fluorescent yellow, glow-in-the-dark Hacky Sack on stage. When Adrock had it, people actually started bidding for it. He finally said something like, "The deal's off!"
I don't remember the actual set list in order, but I do remember that the first song was "We Are BS2000" and the last song was "The Scrappy." They also did a Blondie song called "I Know But I Don't Know," "Nobody Beats BS2000" and most (sad to say, not all) of the Simply Mortified tracks. I also remember that the audio was LOUD and the Pipeline Cafe was PACKED.
Then, the moment came when it was time for the show to end. People were calling out, "Hana hou!" (Hawaiian for "Encore!") and "We love you guys!" Many of us felt disappointed because it felt so short. Plus, I didn't get to meet BS2000. They could've free-styled or talked more or SOMETHING. I could've played something, since I take piano lessons. If the show was a month later, I could've even played some Simply Mortified songs; I learned some by ear during the Spring Break. Oh, well. I guess us Island fans have to wait for the next Hawai`i Beastie or BS appearance, whenever that will be. (Note: It was in Hawai`i, when the Beasties made their so-far only public showing here in June 1995, that Adrock and AWOL got the idea for BS2000.)